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as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

(via freeeedommmm)

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hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

(via werewolf-woman)

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everyone sucks.

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queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via cliteralshit)

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w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

(via cliteralshit)

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beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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(via cliteralshit)

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"It’s 4am—
You’re sleeping.
I’m crying."

6 word poem (via dramaticir0ny)

(via ishsweeney)

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